Gargling
Aphorisms and thoughts between one beer and another
"Bialetti" is Chinese. Finally a proper tea.
I came across a captcha that wouldn't let me proceed because I'm human.
The moral of these times is “Dulce et Gabbana est pro patria mori”
Many sovereignists, conspiracy theorists and deniers choose "X" because it's the only thing they know how to write.
For Trenitalia "coincidence" is because when the first train finally reaches the transfer, coincidentally the second has not yet departed.
"Siffredi retires." The dildo is drawn!
When in doubt, be certain.
I don't necessarily admire "those who put their face to it". Objectively though, I recognize if it's a nice ass.
The good thing is that when we leave the house we are sure that the gas is turned off, Putin will take care of it.
There are presenters and presenters so redone that they now only work on Rai Replay.
I would also like to nurture hope, but unfortunately I can't afford it.
Polar cold in the Bel Paese: "abandon all hope, you who have arthritis."
"There is still a crisis in the IT sector: there is a shortage of chips, vaccines have been suspended."
«Boia chi molla!» - Benito exclaimed angrily. And from that time on he never entered the elevator again.
In eight out of ten provincial capitals the centre-left won through boycotts.
Ever since I was in high school I've been wondering how Polyphemus managed to aim.
Look, if Salvini donates blood it's only to lower his cholesterol level.
According to "De Divina Proporzione" my antibodies should be obese.
Huffington Post: «The fastest men in the world are Italians». I saw Siffredi cry.
The famous "Madame Tussaud" in London will exhibit Berlusconi. The original.
«Bolsonaro hospitalized for intestinal obstruction. Neurosurgeon is optimistic».
Meloni: "I exist because my mother didn't want to have an abortion". And as usual, it's someone else's fault.
Fearing that the vaccine might cause intolerance problems, I booked a goat.
Mom is important: without mom so many insults would not be possible.
"Italia Viva" is divided over Israel. The defectors will join "Italia Viva".
But how many km does the Lamborghini Elettra do with each kW?
Alighieri was called "Durante" because his father was an optimist.
Raccolta firme contro "green pass e controllo documenti": per firmare occorre un documento.
Remember that in every common place the mask is still mandatory.
But the hummingbird goes "micro-chip"...?!?
I needed a connector but, not knowing if it was male or female, to be politically correct I bought all three.
Yesterday I came home early and surprised Alexa in bed with the blender.
And I who for years have been looking for white wild boar because the doctor has forbidden me to eat red meat.
December 12, 1901: Marconi sends a radio signal from Cornwall but in Newfoundland they receive Radio Maria.
In Italian Donald Duck's name is "Paolino" and he is engaged to Daisy Duck who calls him by his last name. In my opinion it doesn't last.
In "The Sovereignist's Guide to the Galaxy" "the answer to life, the universe and everything" is "49".
He was such an inept corporal that he was promoted to "bemolle sergeant".
"There's no two without one" seems more plausible to me.
If you believe in reincarnation, prepare for the worst: even assholes will reincarnate.
If you believe in reincarnation, prepare for the worst: even assholes will reincarnate.
"When one door closes, another opens." This is how thieves enter.
We live in an age in which the only known difference between night and day is the Enel bill.
Brunetta turns 71 but doesn't know where to put them anymore.
At night in a train station you could really meet anyone, even a railway worker.
There are many ways to interpret life. The most common is to fail.
Walls are being erected across Europe. The people of Bergamo are grateful.
A betrayal you suffer is that thing that allows you to betray without any pangs of conscience.
He has such a low opinion of the PD that when referring to its leadership he calls it a "nickname".
If I really knew what I am, I wouldn't need to point it out to you.
The "desert of the Tartars" is a place where you live in perpetual expectation of a catastrophe that never arrives. Not bad compared to Italy either.
In life you enter, you sit comfortably, you try to satisfy your needs and dream of realizing your desires. Then you discover that the paper is finished.
Cemeteries are those places where you can't get rid of the assholes that surround you.
Salvini: "As Oscar Wilde said, there's no point in arguing with an idiot." No reply.
Youth is "the time of apples". Then comes "the time of pears".
But Harry Potter dresses Dolce & Babbana..?!?
Even in porn, not all the footage is "montato".
Don't be optimistic: beyond the "under-secretaries" there is still room for dredging.
Sgarbi is so schizophrenic that he could now be defined as "a triptych of art".
And God rested on the seventh day because He did not work at IKEA.
CWhat kind of people do you expect to be born and raised on a bipolar planet?
These days, "if Mohammed doesn't go to the mountain" in Cortina they don't complain.
The kiss is a pink space between the words “Is” and “He.” (Judas Iscariot).
Saying that someone is “better to lose than find” is an asshole: someone else might find them.
«Camogli cemetery collapses. Luckily no one injured».
Work ennobles man for a fixed period of time.
What do I think of Grillo? That Pinocchio had a shit aim.
When a scoundrel addresses me formally, I respond by addressing him formally.
He stopped looking for monsters under the bed when he surprised his wife's lover hiding there.
"There is none so deaf as he who will not see" because he does not even make an effort to read lips.
There are believers who base their faith on the fact that blasphemies exist.
If you still can't appreciate my qualities, start by noticing my flaws. Then it will seem easier.
May 1st, Labor Day: concert in the square under a precarious sky.
It seems that not many people notice that when the ostrich puts its head in the sand, its ass stays out.
The human species evolved with the development of the opposable thumb but is regressing with the development of the extendable middle finger.
Once upon a time, the worst thing was a green Prinz with four nuns on board. Today, the Multipla can fit up to seven.
The Pope: "Sex is a gift from God." I had a feeling that I would pay for being an atheist, sooner or later.
There are moments in life when you feel like everything in your life is useless. Then it passes and that's when you realize it's true.
"Italy second in Europe in the ranking of the most corrupt states". And to think that it had even paid to get first.
Man seeks life in the universe but cares little about maintaining it on earth.
The problem is not building the bridge over the Strait, the problem is reaching it, the Strait.
Why am I against "High Speed"? Ask any woman.
For an adult, having sex with a minor is like retaking a driving test without an examiner in the hope of getting a license.
I am definitely aware of my intellectual level which is certainly higher than the average human. But that is not a good reason to be happy about it.
I saw a photo online of Einstein with Chaplin, a physicist and a comedian. It's hard to say who was what.
It is impossible for a sheep to leave the flock. Especially if it is "black".
Benedetta Parodi’s autobiography won the award for best recipe of 2015.
"Don't wake the biting dog."
"A barking dog never sleeps."
"Out of sight, out of mind."
"The devil's flour goes all into bran." Macrobiotics thank you.
Today, most Italians celebrate "dad", without giving importance to which one he really is.
"Drilling" Referendum Committee: Fears of a hole in the water.
Bauli closes the Bistefani plant in Villanova Monferrato. The union: "it's the crumiri (strikebreakers') fault".
ELP’s Keith Emerson is dead. The LPs remain.
When Christ said, “Get up and walk!” he knew that Lazarus was not a politician.
Bialetti Funeral: "we are dust and to dust we will return". What matters is the grinding.
"When I hear about culture, I feel like getting my hands on some Fontina cheese..." (Aosta Valley proverb).
You know many things because you've been paying attention, and many others because you haven't.
If mathematics were an opinion it would already be under seizure.
Tolerance is the limit of tolerance for the freedom of others, given that it is less than one's own.
I don't know what intelligence is, but I notice immediately when it's missing.
Every time I look in the mirror I see myself and I think that's a good sign.
I too am a defeat for humanity. And just to be fair, I am one of the best.
A hundred years ago Italy entered the war. It has not yet left it.
Raise your hand if you, upon hearing the phrase "the dark continent", wouldn't instinctively respond with a "paraponziponzipò!".
If you really want to commit murder-suicide, at least be original: start with yourself.
The "Nazareno" is a pact that should be eaten cold.
There are many more rounds in a pencil than in the magazine of a Kalashnikov.
Today begins autumn. Fortunately winter is over.
God exists, he is just made of Moplen.
Presumption does not change what we really are. Much less what we are not.
